my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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