well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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