she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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