woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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