I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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