If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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