just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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