Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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