fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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