there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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