I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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