this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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