I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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