It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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