Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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