We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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