remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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