Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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