I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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