Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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