so explain again why im purple
no
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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