The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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