hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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