have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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