jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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