"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Of course I have a pirate flag
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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