Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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