love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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