hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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