No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
