You're completely useless in the revolution.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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