i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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