I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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