new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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