He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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