best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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