thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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