remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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