Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
