My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I could make wine with my vomit
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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