I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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