He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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