Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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