i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.