Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer

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(810): View more from Michigan

i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.

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(310): View more from California

Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I just saw the nastiest chick.

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Where?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food

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(618): View more from Illinois

we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning

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(425): View more from Washington

We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So was this before or after he cried about trump?

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

After

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