alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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