i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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