great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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