You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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