Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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