when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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