He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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