its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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