How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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