This girl is more easily done than said...
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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