I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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